Tomb Raider

Year: 2001
Director: Simon West
Cast: Angelina Jolie, Noah Taylor, Jon Voight
Don't expect anything like the Lara Croft video games. The iconic green tank top, guns and shorts are only in the movie for two minutes, and the rest has nothing to do with it except by name.

The characters are stupid, the sets foam and cardboard, and the 'plot' isn't even worth mentioning except to see if you've seen Raiders of the Lost Ark, you've seen this.

In fact, it's nothing but a huge, tacky and cheap Indiana Jones rip off with bigger tits. A waste of celluloid, and after reading Noah Taylor's comments about it for Total Film, where he defended this celluloid pap and said Shine wasn't really his kind of movie, I lost all respect for him.

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