Vampire’s Kiss
Year: | 1989 |
Production Co: | Magellan Pictures |
Studio: | MGM |
Director: | Robert Bierman |
Cast: | Nicolas Cage, Maria Conhita Alonso, Jennifer Beals |

The plot makes it the sort of thing you'd have to revisit to see the clues you missed. There is an answer in there somewhere, and the truth behind the heroes fantasy is alluded to only in passing and only a few times.
Nasty literary agent Cage is convinced that a woman he brings back to his New York pad for a one night stand is a vampire, and after biting him, makes him one too. We see him unravel amid the people around him who are privy to the meltdown; a girl in his office (Alonso) he seems hell bent on terrorising, his therapist and the sometime girlfriend he can't stop pushing away.
As he gets crazier and his life spirals more out of control, extending to raping the harried girl at his office (and swinging right away from the comedy you thought it was), we're finally shown the truth. He's apparently and for reasons that aren't clear (another reason a second viewing would help) simply lost his mind, thinking he's turned into a vampire - buying plastic teeth, catching pigeons in the park to eat, trashing his apartment and sleeping under an overturned sofa because he has no coffin.
In a Lynchian twist, we learn which parts of his life he's completely imagined in a bizarre climax that only partly explains things.
The accent Cage puts on to sound toffee-nosed is part of the in-joke of the movie but is supremely irritating, sounding like a bad valley girl rip-off. It's never clear what the movie's trying to say, and either a broader comedy or a more serious mindfuck thriller would have helped clarify the story.